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Potentialy or in reality...

Youngest Son: Tell me Daddy, what is the difference between "potentially" and "in reality"?

Dad: I will show you...

Dad turns to his wife and asks her: Would you sleep with Robert Redford for 1 million dollars?

Wife: Yes of course! I would never waste such an opportunity!

Then Dad asks his daughter if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million dollars?

Daughter: Waoh! Yes! This is my fantasy!

So Dad turns to his elder son and asks him: Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million dollars?

Elder Son: Yeah! Why not? Imagine what I could do with 1 million dollars! I would never hesitate!

So the father turns back to his younger son saying: You see son, "potentially" we are sitting on 3 million dollars, but "in reality" we are living with 2 bitches and 1 gay!!

(copied from Sir.OOzie's blog!!)

Fish & water...

ماهي به آب گفت : تو نميتوني اشكاي منو ببيني , چون من توي آبم... آب جواب داد اما من ميتونم اشكاي تو رو احساس كنم چون تو توي قلب مني!!!